There's an app for that

A phrase used in response to someone else's problems.

Tim: "My wife just left me"
Joe: "There's an app for that"

Justin: "My nipples are cold!"
Peter: "There's an app for that"

John: "Either my boss was hitting on me, or I just got fired. I can't really be sure of which."
Carl: "There's an app for that"

Sara: "OMG look at this huge zit!"
Lisa: "There's an app for that."

Jane: "Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell."
Sally: "There's an app for that."

There's an app for that by Donkey22 November 27, 2010

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

An Old Fashioned 

A good old fashioned H.J. resulting in a release of cremé freaysh.

Sharron! Thank God! have you seen my cremé freaysh... Hey what are you doing? Hwoah! an old fashioned?" splurt... "Love you Sharron

An Old Fashioned by IHATELEBRON!!! November 20, 2010

an old fashioned 

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

an old fashioned by Gdcmember November 20, 2010

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

An absolute fag by de-pube March 2, 2023

Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.

Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"

Hang an Air Freshener by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007

An Inanimate Fucking Object 

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

An Inanimate Fucking Object by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011