John: Dude! Laura shit her pants in chem today!
Will: LSHMSFOAIDMT!
John: WDTAM?
Will: Laughing so hard I drop my taco and my sombrero falls off, keep up man.
Will: LSHMSFOAIDMT!
John: WDTAM?
Will: Laughing so hard I drop my taco and my sombrero falls off, keep up man.
by MonkeyDGoofy November 10, 2011
Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*
Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.
Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!
Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.
Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!
by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011
Jake: What are you doing man?
Steve: I'm making bacon
Jake: Aren't you Jewish?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm a bad jew
Steve: I'm making bacon
Jake: Aren't you Jewish?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm a bad jew
by MonkeyDGoofy October 14, 2011