.44 Magnum Retirement Plan 

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

.44 Magnum 

A huge fucking round. If you get hit by this beast, there won't be much left.

Holy shit, I just got hit with a .44 Magnum...holy shit, my stomach is gone!

.44 Magnum by BullHorn February 4, 2004

44's 

Is Dayton(In houston we call them ELBOWS) rims with 84 spokes.

So the fraise still tipp'n on 44's mean…. Ride on dayton

44's by JonLee713 October 11, 2006

.44 Magnum 

The most badass hand cannon ever. Your enemies shit themselves when you hold this gat to their face.

This is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.


---Clint

.44 Magnum by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

44 days 

This is the number over which Azerbaijan won over Armenia in 44 days. Which Armenia occupied Azerbaijan for four years
Big difference right?😂

44 days🤰

44 days by Varcapet July 9, 2021

.44 magnum rounds 

Must be said in a very deep voice every time you find them in State of Decay 2

"Holy shit! I found *inhales* .44 magnum rounds"

.44 magnum rounds by lunaesola June 28, 2022

44 chicken wing 

the sexual position where you tie your feet together behind your head. Then your partner can rock you back and forth while "loving you"!!!

Burt: wow!, how did you hurt your back Ernie?
Ernie: it was that 44 chicken wing, I'm not as young as i used to be...

Lavern: what do you want to eat Shirley, how about 44 chicken wing"

Shirley : only if we have special sauce, see if they deliver.

44 chicken wing by mommy247 December 4, 2011