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freehold mall 

Freehold Mall is the place where every single person hangs out. Most don’t even buy stuff but food, or they buy clearance. It’s mainly just middle and high schoolers. The popular kids hang out in the lobby while the outcasts live in hot topic. The girls don’t leave Sephora or Ulta. While the guys hang out in footlocker. For some reason no one from Freehold actually goes there. It’s only kids from Manalapan. People don’t even include Freehold they just call it “the mall.” Since there is no where else to go for miles everyone goes here and gets yelled at by the security gaurds. On the typical weekend you can go on your Snapchat and see “Who’s here?” with a typical mirror selfie. People drink their Starbucks or eat their rolled ice cream for a few hours until there mom can come pick them up.
Meet up at Freehold Mall?

Sure dude my mom can give me a ride.
freehold mall by Stan Twitter March 28, 2019
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Great Mall 

The Great Mall in Milpitas, California, otherwise mentioned as G Mall, is well known for being huge, having the drug dealers that you'd expect at a huge mall, and being within bus ride distance of Milpitas High School, Russel Junior High School, and Pomeroy Elementary School, which is great for them, because they're expected to take the VTA to and from school anyway. Their only problem now is their stupid backpacks. At time of writing, there are 2 students at Milpitas High School with rolling backpacks, and the G Mall has got to suck for them if they go right after school
G Mall also tends to be crowded as hell, and you are likely to trip over someone's shoe or something of the sort. Or maybe a rolling backpack (see above paragraph.)
Despite it's faults, Great Mall isn't too awful as long as you are capable of ignoring loudness and crowds long enough to shop in one of the many stores, or order off a menu at one of the restaurants. A decent sense of direction is nice too!
P1: "Hey, you guys wanna go to the Great Mall after school?"
P2: "Nah, G Mall is too crowded, and I'm claustrophobic."
P3: "Nah, I have this stupid backpack that I hate! It'd probably kill someone!"
P4: "Nah, I prefer not to have a life. I'm going to go home and study for my AP Calculus BC final, because I only have a 91%! I don't want to have to retake it Sophomore year!"
P5: "P4, stop being so smart! Oh, and I'll totally go, cuz I don't mind crowds, I have no backpack today because it's finals and we don't need backpacks, and I prefer to have a life!"
P1: Plans off... everyone already thinks I'm dating P5... :\
Great Mall by leeSmilezz March 6, 2011

west end mall 

The act of slapping your right hand on your chest and left hand on your left thigh to keep in tune with a rock song. Made famous by a bunch of idiots in Pembroke, ON, it was taken under the wings of my friends and I and used to make fun of them many times.
Chris likes to west end mall when he hears AC/DC.
west end mall by Adam Masson January 24, 2004

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop 

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

the mall 

Reference to the national mall in Washington, D.C. in Yung Joc's song "It's Going Down".
the mall by eunmi007 July 13, 2006