Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.
An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.
You can't be a golf pro if you have vaginaShoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!