cruiser 

a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!

Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:

Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......

Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.

cruiser by Dan November 30, 2003

Loser cruiser 

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

Loser cruiser by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser 

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

Loser Cruiser by Brent June 18, 2006

cadbury canal cruiser 

the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.

You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!

cadbury canal cruiser by Neeko April 26, 2004

Cruise 

Cruise

Cruise is a man who has had many adventures in his life, and that has given him many exciting stories to tell. Cruise's adventures have led to bad experiences as well. But Cruise doesn't open up easily. And Cruise doesn't like to be pushed, or told what to do. Cruise cal light up a room instantly, if that's with literal fire, with laughter. He is funny and very social. Everyone knows the name Cruise. Cruise has gotten him self this far into life without help and doesn't want your pitty or charity. Cruise has a tough exterior but once he opens up weather he likes it or not he will more than likely cry. Because if Cruise opens up to you, then you are someone special. Someone who has earned his trust. Never Cross Cruise. Cruise chooses his friends wisely and they are just as loyal as he is. Cruise stands with his friends like family. And in a relationship Cruise is a hopeless romantic (and a little freaky) but he will treat his girl like a queen. He may not have big pockets, But he has the biggest heart. Cruise is Loyal, Caring, Funny, and just over all a well rounded individual, if you know Cruise don't let him go.

cruise is cool

Cruise by Kings Knight October 26, 2019

Battle Cruiser 

A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.

A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.

They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.

That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.

You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.

Battle Cruiser by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008

Carpet Cruiser 

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

Carpet Cruiser by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010