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4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.
4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

SOMETHING NOT ABOUT SEX 

this is not about sex will not be. will never be.

oh. wait it is about sex. its about how its not about sex
something not about sex

I don’t know too much about that 

It’s basically disagreeing with someone’s idea or statement
Friend 1: Hey, I found these cool suede pants at a thrift store. What do you think?
Friend 2: I don’t know too much about that

let's all just get a bong and toke about it 

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it

Oragami Abortion 

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).
"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.

axe about it 

common mispronounciation by rap and hip-hop musicians of the 3 words "ask about it"
Nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it.
axe about it by Ch_ill September 14, 2006