system of a down 

A terrible political band no matter what your stance is. They are in fact sell-outs, despite popular opinion. They are currently under the Sony label who also owns other artists like Destiny's Child. Sony uses SOAD to get money from idiots who think they are rebellious to make up for the money the idiots won't spend on Destiny's Child or other Sony owned artists. Many also claim their lyrics are brilliant...counterpoint is below in the example.

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more

From the song Cigaro...see System of a Down is terrible.

system of a down by Jason King. October 5, 2005

blast a dookie 

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

blast a dookie by poop man February 2, 2004

Fuck a Duck 

An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.

a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?

Fuck a Duck by DinaDiz January 2, 2008

a duck 

Someone with no common sense. May be derived from the idea that people weighed beside a duck were made of wood.

You got hit by a car. You're a duck!

a duck by supercar November 25, 2003

system of a down 

Another ripoff of Faith No More.

Boy Serj Tankian of System of a Down sounds like a stupid version of Mike Patton.

system of a down by Traveling Bob August 10, 2006

grip-a-dick 

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum

Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!

grip-a-dick by Toms ExGirlfriend February 24, 2003

sike a dyke 

A girl who says she is gay, but really is bi, straight or just freaks.

"My friend was doin' this girl last year and thought she was hot. Turns out she was just a sike a dyke."
"Sike a what?"
"Sike a dyke. Man, she was a freak. She was taping the sex and selling it on the Internet."
"Word?"
"Man, no sike a dyke for me. Imma find me a real lesbian, an they gotta come with credentials an' sh*t. I ain't goin out like that."

sike a dyke by RG1 July 30, 2007