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Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
Facebook sniper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
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Severus Snape 

Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there.
Severus Snape by Zee January 15, 2004

Party Sniper 

A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.
(this just happened and inspired me to write this)

Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.
Party Sniper by Edgell January 13, 2008
The very sexy head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts. From Harry Potter
snape by Alexandrea Siete June 26, 2005

sniper dance

A dance done (most commonly in Halo) when one is aware that a Sniper is shooting at them, and they begin to spin and jump wildly in an attempt to avoid being killed.
*sniper shot*
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!
sniper dance by nearly December 3, 2006

Sniper position 

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning

Snape Nose Syndrome 

When a person has a very large nose, similar to Severus Snape.
Girl 1: What happened to your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He left me for a girl with Snape Nose Syndrome