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Charlie Gordon 

An unhealthy dumpling who is incapable of shooting his/her gun in Fortnite and has yet to get a kill, although (s)he plays A LOT. (S)he also has a stronger, smarter, and better-looking older brother who is the President of the Make-A-Wish Club. Lastly, (s)he quit lacrosse to play tennis because (s)he didn’t like Richard Lungen’s son. Then, by some Trump-Russia manipulation, (s)he was voted Captain because he paid the real, actually good tennis players off.
Every human being with eyes, “Charlie Gordon doesn’t shoot his gun in Fortnite!”
Charlie Gordon by NoahPaes May 25, 2018

robert gordon’s 

you go to gordon’s, your a proper posho who can’t fight, you act hard, try be chavvy but i don’t work! it’s the biggest shit hole of a private school:)
oi, you go to robert gordon’s

you slag

Golden Gordon 

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.
Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.
Golden Gordon by Mitch September 2, 2004

Allie Gordon 

She is such a small booty bitch who never knows when to shut the fuck up, she is always salty and isnt thicc at all, but she still some how manages to get the hottest boyfriends.
Allie Gordon by Baby cheeks 69 February 7, 2019

Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace 

1. The birthplace of Juliette Gordon Low, the founder of the Girl Scouts of the United States of America, located in Savannah, GA.
2. The holly land for Girl Scouts.
3. The reason that the service industry of Savannah hates the Girl Scouts.
4. A historic house full of bratty, spoiled Girl Scouts.
Girl Scouts sell cookies so that they can visit the Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace.

LEON GORDON  

A STRAIGHT UP TRICK THAT SERVE BITCHES STEAK AND SHRIMP DINNERS THE PINNACLE OF TRICKING
LOOK AT THAT NIGGA LEON GORDON THEM HOES OVER THERE