Splittin' wizzies 

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

Splittin' wizzies by ahryc December 7, 2006

wizzeed 

It's weed to the dizz nizzle.

Let's smizzoke that wizzeed brizzuh. Ch'yuh.
I'm brizzoned because I smoked that wizzeed.
That wizzeed made me brizznizzoned.
Put that wizzeed in that pizzipe and get stizzoned bruh.
Ch'yuh wizzeed.
Come over and smizzoke some of that wizzeed.
You got any wizzeed?
I smoke wizzeed eredizzay nizzigzzzughuh.
I have the munchies.
Let's hizzot bizzox the whizzite hizzouse.
Smoke wizzeed ereydizzay don't give a shizzzit.
Check out my sweet wizzeed tattoo.
Smokin' wizzeed with snizzoop dizzoggy dizzog dizz.
Ch'yuh.
Smokin' satan's dizzick.

wizzeed by Matt Graveline May 20, 2008

Wizz Quiz

Test from urination to find drugs

Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?

Man2-No

Man- why not?

Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz

Wizz Quiz by troubledemon March 10, 2010

wizzeak 

adj. lacking physical strength, feeble, inferior, without a backbone, queer, lacking intelligence or common sense, sensitive, likes poetry and fabric stores, likes to shop, cheap, scared, timid, shy, girlish, lacking skill, afraid to bid two, never bid five and won, cheats at pitch.

John: Rob got his ass kicked by Lauber.

The Pitch Master: I believe it, Rob's shit is so wizzeak.

wizzeak by The Pitch Master September 3, 2008

Wizzdem 

Referring to the urination out of the male dick.

My nigga had two kidney stones and he wizzdem both out.

Wizzdem by G-Boy June 11, 2006

wizzle stick

wizzle = piss/urinate
basically wizzle stick is just slang for penis,

he has a cheesy wizzle stick

wizzle stick by hmmmnz January 22, 2008

Wizzle Reject 

Lames that can’t hang with the real. They enjoy starting drama, creating unnecessary beef, and always will have the victim mentality. If you ever meet a Wizzle Reject make sure to ignore them or annoy the shit out of them.

Wizzle Rejects ain’t shit and can never be real Wizzles.

Wizzle Reject by HTS Wizzles June 5, 2018