Watered 

Fucked up

“Bro, you were so watered last night”

“Aye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”

Watered by Praisefeeder May 6, 2018

watercross 

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org

Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"

watercross by heather March 24, 2004

watered 

To be relaxed or chill. Comes from the term "watered down" which signifies a substnace which has been diluted.

"Why were you so excited yesterday?"
"What are you talking about, I think I was pretty watered"

watered by Reginald Williams April 25, 2006

watertrapwhore 

broad who loses her mind when she meets a man who owns a boat or a home on the water.

i thought she loved me, but she just turned out to be one of those watertrapwhores!

watertrapwhore by floopnasty May 4, 2006

watered down 

When someone's actions/personality is a non-factor in a social environment.

Tim's inability to get off the wall at the school dance made his game way watered down.

watered down by Cameron Jaymes September 26, 2007

Watertrash 

A redneck who lives on a lake, drinks Busch light all day long, and smokes cheap cigarettes. He usually has a shitty pontoon boat that is always stacked with a cooler full of beer and fishing rods. Water trashs' typical music of choice is Jimmy Buffett, Charlie Daniels, or any shitty country music. During the months of June and July water trash will usually party with multiple red neck women in some popular lake cove. After multiple Busch lights these water trash women will usually show their Fun Bags.

Man I love these watertrash ho bags.

Watertrash by Sandman11 June 3, 2016

Waterproof Towel 

Used to state how useless something is.

Very cleverly used in sarcastic sentences.

Joey: Dude, I got more soap!
Ben: It looks pretty filthy...
Joey: So...?
Ben: So its about as useful as a waterproof towel

Waterproof Towel by JoeyMo December 9, 2008