wand of magic missile 

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

wand of magic missile by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

Wand of Orcus 

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

Wand of Orcus by Wicket24 September 13, 2021

wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

wand chowder by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

narcissistic wand 

a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.

I can't believe she is using her narcissistic wand again, what a bitch!

narcissistic wand by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015

NEW MAGIC WAND 

A new gun

Ayo Jacques, I just got a NEW MAGIC WAND

NEW MAGIC WAND by Phangdude101 May 21, 2019

Harry's wand 

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

Harry's wand by Hypertronix January 5, 2017