Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

"Would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

Date: "Say something romantic."

You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

Date: "That sounds so romantic."

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? by [e-mail] December 13, 2009

Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi 

French expression, literally meaning "Do you want to sleep with me?"
An optional addition is "Ce soir" meaning "Tonight".

: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
: Ouai!

Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi by Yasahiro August 31, 2009

Parlez Vous Buttsex 

1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.

2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.

Man: "Hey, baby. Parlez Vous Buttsex?"
Woman: "Chaaa! Only like... all the time!"

Parlez Vous Buttsex by Dendralis-Sama May 26, 2008

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? 

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.

I asked Matt, my cadet roomie, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir 

French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.

"So, Sweetcakes, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

"Hell no, and stop drooling on my frock"

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir by JMash March 9, 2004

parlez-vous 

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.

Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"

parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004

Grandez-vous 

As in 'rendez-vous' which is a meeting for a few people, a 'grandez-vous' is a meeting of many people.

Pete: "Hey man, you going to Steve's party tonight?"

Jeff: "Sure am, I'll be at the grandez-vous at 8."

Grandez-vous by rob-the-mod April 18, 2009