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turned on the waterworks 

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.
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Turned My Blue Into Yellow 

When someone turns you from a very sad person into a less sad person .
kate : why do you love me ??

john: you turned my blue into yellow

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.
Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.
I stayed up late last night. I'm turred.
turred by Bob Danish March 10, 2008

get turned on

to turn around and kill an opposing player in a video game when they are shooting you when your back is turned.

other variations- get the timmy turner, get the wanda
after turning on a bad kid---

Clutch- Get Turned on!
get turned on by Alex ZaBs April 11, 2010

turned off 

When something makes you lose all excitment from being turned on
"I have to take a shit before sex " pony said , that turned off
turned off by Felcia120 February 25, 2015