turdburglar 

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner

That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand

turdburglar by Colonel Cockenstein October 29, 2003

Surdburgler

One who burgles irrational numbers that are typically expressed using a √ symbol.

Rue: Yo, that shit ain't right biatch!
Tim: Fo Sizzle Surdburgler!

Surdburgler by Stixdawg January 14, 2009

turd burgler 

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

turd burgler by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

turdburglar 

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

turdburglar by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turd burgler 

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

turd burgler by dave m w November 25, 2007

turdjuggler

One who juggles turds for the entertainment of themselves and others.

A plumber or sewage management worker who's job it is to keep human waste processing running smoothly.

The circus performer was afraid to juggle chainsaws, so he became a turdjuggler

The toilets backed up again. Better call the turdjuggler.

turdjuggler by TheMadLinguist January 6, 2009

turd burgler 

One who burgles turds.

"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."

turd burgler by Anonymous July 12, 2003