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Worm Tongue

A “ Worm Tongue” is a cunning, lying “sack of shit” Troll who for some reason is able to incredibly manipulate people to evil ends with their voices. The trance that worm tongues put their victims into is similar to a snake that hypnotizes its prey, before it eats them.

Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.

The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Len is sure one mother-fucking worm tongue. I have never seen one person create so much stink between people in such a long time.
Worm Tongue by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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tongue sweater 

A romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of Cunnilingus.
Cunnilingus oral sex tongue twister Bro...that girl you're dating is hot. You need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!

The Tongue 

When a male takes his testicle and holds them back pulling his scrotum out usually through his zipper hole, in a manner that resembles a human tongue.
Greg: yo sean, joe, ron, kevin, dylan, and logan, check this out! (sticks The Tongue out)
Everyone: NICE TONGUE DUDE!
The Tongue by Dia Reeya January 19, 2012

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tonguediving 

Like crowd surfing or stagediving, tonguediving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.
Adam Lambert was tonguediving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.
tonguediving by aonvas August 17, 2010

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

toilet tongue 

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
toilet tongue by Telephony November 22, 2010