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Putting The Shirt On 

To put your clubs shirt on 15 minutes prior to the game in anticipation of a big 90 minutes.
Putting the shirt on today is monstrous.
Putting the shirt on today is the biggest putting the shirt on of the season.

THE SHIRT 

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories
Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly
THE SHIRT by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023

Tucking the shirt in 

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
Tucking the shirt in by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

Noah's Ark - The Short Version 

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

been there, done that, got the T-shirt 

To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.
- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.

oh shit it's the cops 

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.
We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!
oh shit it's the cops by GlazeHer November 3, 2016