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Rape The Kitchen

To expend all resources into annihilating and violating the kitchen making a wide variety of unecessary foods. Resulting in the kitchen looking like nagasaki in 1945.(meals include 10-20 lbs in chicken, 12 jumbo eggs, 4-6 lbs of beans, 14-18 lbs of sausage, and 24oz of broccoli, and 36 crackers with jalapeños and jelly)
Klopp came home famished and decided to Rape the Kitchen, resulting in dirty dishes and blackened stove. Everyone is unhappy.
Rape The Kitchen by detts March 29, 2021

bitchin' in the kitchen 

Delicious food which has been prepared in a kitchen.
Apples for example are not bitchin' in the kitchen because they were not prepared. Cake can be bitchin' in the kitchen.
Andy: Dude this cake is bitchin' in the kitchen. It's delicious.
Bob: Thank you, I prepared it myself

Obama is in the kitchen 

This means a cop is nearby, but he is a "cool" cop.
Greg: Ayo wanna light up?
Mike: Bro there's a cop nearby.
Greg: Homie, Obama is in the kitchen.
Mike: Bet.

In the Kitchen 

Constantly hooking up with your ex's
Jessica GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I'm not in the kitchen

um...yes you are

It's not my fault i was tricked!
In the Kitchen by Dani_Joy March 22, 2009

Women Belong In the kitchen

A term used by men to Discriminate against women, the term's history comes from before women had the right to vote when women used to stay in the kitchen to do work and watch there kids while the man works at his job.
Man 1: Hey I hate women.
Man 2: Me too! Women Belong In the Kitchen

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. 

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!