legitbaldmartinonyt's definitions

get back to the kitchen

a way of men asserting dominance by telling his wife to get back to her natural habitat to make him a sandwich while he cranks 90s on fortnite wanting to be ninja (because he is a virgin)

GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH

by legitbaldmartinonyt September 30, 2019

beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019