Terri Schiavo Weed

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.

"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"

Terri Schiavo Weed by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005

terri schiavo 

...is dead
(Cue techno music to "James Brown is Dead" by L.A. Style.)

Now some of these wackjobs can get back to their own depraved lives.

terri schiavo by R. Kemp March 31, 2005

terri schiavo 

A woman in Florida in a persistant vegetative state whose situation is being used by conservative sons of bitches for political grandstanding. If Republicans are all for the sanctity of marriage, why don't they want to honor the husband's wishes? Bush signed a law back when he was governor of Texas that left the decision of pulling the plug to the hospital if the families couldn't pay insurance, and because of this, a baby died in a Texas hospital even when it's mother wanted to keep it alive. The husband has the authority in this case and Terri's been like this for 15 years. I think God's been waiting for her up in heaven for all those years.

This Terri Schiavo mess is making us liberals sick. That's right, I'm a liberal and proud of it conservative mother fuckers!

terri schiavo by conservatives go to HELL! March 27, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

What happens to you when you suffer from anorexia or bulimia.

"God I'm starving" ---Terri Schiavo

Terri Schiavo by Nigby December 9, 2006

Terri Schiavo 

...died today. Let's stop arguing about her, all right? Be nice to one another.

Let her rest in peace, and hopefully her husband and parents can stop arguing over funeral arrangements.

Terri Schiavo by RIP Terri March 31, 2005

terri schiavo diet 

simply put, to stop eating, to fast

Damn, you see that girls ribs, bitch must be on a terri schiavo diet.

terri schiavo diet by Peter Richie May 13, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

Terri Schiavo by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005