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Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
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