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Swab Summer 

1. A lack of common sense

2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant

3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks

4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.

5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
Bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, It took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
Swab Summer by JGGunz August 18, 2011
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swab the cob 

Swab the cob is a procedure done to collect DNA evidence of a rape
The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA
swab the cob by ELOVE425 September 8, 2016
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Swab pussy 

Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.
Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."
Swab pussy by KAH68 January 16, 2021

Swab the poop deck 

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

Swab-Donkey 

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.
Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Swab-Donkey by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Swab the poop deck 

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
Swab the poop deck by Derek January 14, 2004

Swab the Deck 

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!
Swab the Deck by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010