Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

Starfucks by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

star-fucker 

Anybody who fucks or gives sexual favours to anybody who is famous or is on their way to becoming famous.

I have two examples of the same star-fucker, who fucked two different stars... one was a friend of mine, an actress who wasn't famous at the time but is now a very well-known Canadian actor, and of course when she actually DID become famous, he would call her up and remind her of when they used to fuck, like she could give a shit anymore... and the other is Rufus Wainright, who was never a friend of mine, but this star-fucker, who shall remain nameless)( and "fame-less".. haha) who new him thru the Montreal music scene, shamelessly had sex with him whenever he could, despite the fact that he is NOT even gay and it was simply because he is famous and star-fuckers crave fame for themselves on a desperate level and when they fuck someone who is famous, it gives them a fleeting feeling of being famous themselves.

star-fucker by bevinann July 17, 2007

Starfucks

A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbucked 

The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.

Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!

Starbucked by urban decorator October 29, 2009

Starjacker 

Someone who steals your Starbucks coffee when you are recieving the drink at the pick-up line. Mostly harmless, but very annoying.

Some random Starjacker just stole my grande double shot Java Chip frappucino and went off with it, that bastard!

Starjacker by SexyChocolate April 4, 2008

star fucker 

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

star fucker by j e walker April 27, 2003