Squidge 

A term of endearment towards something/someone small, young, or cute. Or maybe all the above.

Person A: I love Harris he’s so squidge (>_<)
Person B: What the fuck are you on about bruv
Person A: I want to squidge him like slime ★彡

Squidge by tescoboy720 ಠ_ಠ July 23, 2023

Squidge Mark 

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

squidge bum 

A baby or small child or an animal that loves to snuggle.

My baby loves to snuggle whenever I hold him, he's such a little squidge bum!!

squidge bum by defineher March 30, 2010

Squidge the widge 

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

Squidge the widge by Pesh March 3, 2021

Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.

Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.

Slack Squidge by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Stinker Pie Squidge 

Phil, the greatest, smartest, and sweetest person.

A beautiful genius!

Stinker Pie Squidge by Brenda February 18, 2004

squidgy 

A pink octopus with colorful tentacles with beady eyes who was won at Claw Machine game by the band Of Mice & Men. Squidgy is now lost but we're hoping he will be running for president and not in the hands of Zooey Deschanel. Long Live Squidgy.

Squidgy Squidgy Squidgy, la la la la la. Squidgy we love you so.

squidgy by ShayBotBot October 14, 2011