Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

Spunk Shelter by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

spunk shovel 

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

spunk shovel by wistler212 April 14, 2010

Dank spunk spank 

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.

Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"

Dank spunk spank by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016

Super spunk sperm 

Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try

Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant

Super spunk sperm by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022

Skunk's foot 

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

Skunk's foot by bosmo November 14, 2016

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution 

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

Secret Spunk Spillage Solution by bexyboo August 6, 2009