shoe inspector

Slang for FERRET, since FERRETS love to inspect their owner's shoes. Probably derived from their instinct to check holes for small animals to kill and eat.

ON THE PHONE:

I want to move to California, but, are shoe inspectors legal there?

shoe inspector by Gilmann Marshall March 22, 2009

shoe-ing 

when u step on someones shoe from behind

Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”

shoe-ing by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Shoeing 

To give someone a good kicking

That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win

Shoeing by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018

Shoeing 

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

Shoeing by El Cholo May 9, 2004

Horse Shoeing 

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

Horse Shoeing by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

Clown Shoeing by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

Bush shoeing incident 

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.

Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!

Bush shoeing incident by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020