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A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)
Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow
Shmoo by Tay41204 May 20, 2019
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A small fluffy dog that needs a cute nickname. Shmoos are nice sometimes but is also a bad doggie sometimes! Shmoos can be any genders they want and have very strong personality’s and options
Shmoo let’s go on a walk
Shmoo was a bad dog today
Bad shmoo
I love my shmoo
Shmoo by Fitz_havanese July 9, 2021
A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.
Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?
Shmoo by Cootina April 23, 2025
Describes the exact moment of death for any sort of meme
Dat boy been shmoo'ed.
Shmoo'ed by mrdiscodaddy May 24, 2016

Shmoo hair 

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.
Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut
Shmoo hair by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference
This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo