N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss
drunk, then fucking a transvestite
hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your
wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're
fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal
sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy
Fucking Shitballs!
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had
hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy
Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.