Beater Shades 

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

Beater Shades by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

Throw shade

To say a rude or slick comment towards another person with little or no one else catching the insult except who it was directed towards.

Girl 1: hey girl how you've been

Girl 2: I've been working a lot , just been making my money.

Girl 1: aww that's cool, I'd be working that hard too if I worked at McDonald's to pay my rent.

Girl 2 : why you gotta throw shade doe

Girl 1 : whattt?! I'm just saying!

Throw shade by Ireadallday July 24, 2017

SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT 

The ultimate degree to which an individual is pummelled/ kicked-in/ beaten-up... The last word in a complete and utter kicking... Of UK origin but, believe me, there is no escape...

Goodness! You should've seen those old/bald geezers going mental... After reading that embarrassing and patronizing claptrap penned by Ethan P., the creaky fellas went apeshit and kicked seven shades of shit out of him. Everyone applauded, including the pacifists. That'll make the ageist cunt think twice before spouting such drivel again.

SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT by Chris Wheelie September 16, 2005

Shadelon 

A person who stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them

That guy is such a Shadelon.

Shadelon by JButters645 July 4, 2018

bookah shade 

Sunglasses (usually aviators or other large shades) generally worn while a person is under the influence of a hallucinogen or upper to disguise their eyes from being seen by sober folk. Common to find at concerts/clubs/wherever techno can be heard

Why is that guy wearing sunglasses, its 3a.m.? Those arent sunglasses, those are bookah shades, and I want whatever he is on...

bookah shade by MC.dy-late May 13, 2010

50 Shades Of Brady 

A picture of a boy named Brady and his brother bowl cut man behind him with a knife. This picture was edited to perfection to match the movie 50 shades of Grey. Shown with chains, whips, etc. with the famous quote “do you want to join us darling” in the top corner. It makes everyone uncomfortable but at the same time intrigued.

A girl: Did you see that picture?!?
Another girl: Yeah that one of that guy Brady and bowl cut man?
A girl: Yeah that was so weird but I loved it
Another girl: I know right I think they called it 50 Shades of Brady

50 Shades Of Brady by I’m outside your house June 27, 2020

shadekat 

The shadiest of all humans in existence at any one time.

Peter: Everybody thinks we're so shady now because of you.
Mike: Well if I'm so shady, then why don't you just call me Shadekat.

shadekat by Kyle Yandrisevitz January 11, 2008