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a greedy penny-pinching jew

Is formely known as SGT Autismo of the U.S.S Dipshit.
Don't be such a SGT Val, the coupons expired.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club 

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a euphenism that refers to the club that is referred to by the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's all the lonely people the band referred to in an earlier song, it's the alienated people. The Beatles are portraying to be the "spokesperson" band for that club. The album is a concept album that deals with the subject of alienation. That would be explored in more extensive detail in the double album The Wall by the band Pink Floyd.
After Steve, Ben and Greg swindled me out of $60 (I thought they were my friends) and Sara Ann left me for Joe I have become a member of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. There's no one in this building I can hang around with this weekend.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 

The best album ever made, by the Beatles. The cover has over 70 people on it, and it itself contains 13 tracks, including Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Lovely Rita, and A Day In The Life. It topped the Rolling Stone's list of top 500 albums, and is by far the band's best album, selling millions of copies.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the best. Album. Ever. Period.

Sgt Hodge 

Sgt Hodge is a robot. He has been the star character in the Terminator movies. Thats right... That robot wasnt fake. He hates the words yea and yep. And will destroy you is you say either of them. He can also do 5,000,000,000 push ups. All without breaking a sweat. Its fucking amazing.
Joey bet Johnny 5 bucks that he wouldnt say "yea" to Sgt Hodge. Needless to say Joey didnt have to pay Johnny because he had been "terminated".

Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger

A special burger with poblano pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger, you should try it!"