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You Hate To See It 

An all encompassing phrase consisting of anything you dislike to observe
"Hey Nikita, did you clean the bathroom?"
"Nah B"
"Damn, you hate to see it"
You Hate To See It by D0nPianta February 11, 2018

Id like to see you try

Means the person is doubting your ability and is taunting you.

Like you won't actually do it or be capable to accomplish that task
Person 1: I can totally kick your ass
Person 2: Id like to see you try (doesn't really think you can do it)
and either person 1 steps up to the challenge or sits down like a lil b****
Id like to see you try by soffG November 19, 2018

We're off to see the toilet 

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

To See A Man About A Dog 

Phrase invented in the early 1900s that merely means that you have to use the restroom. Some also use it because they do not want to reveal the true nature of their business.
Where are you going?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog, I've been holding it all day!

Going to see a man about a dog 

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."