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Bot Schlock 

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.
I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

shock schlock 

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
shock schlock by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.
There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.
Kid Schlock by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.
Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.
schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
schlochembacher
schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010