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pink eye sanchez 

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
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Sanchezel 

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.
a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*
Sanchezel by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010

Goku Sanchez 

He is a rapper formed from a meme his Spotify is very active
You hear Goku Sanchez new song
Goku Sanchez by Khalinig November 30, 2020

claudio sanchez 

The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
"Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time."

KILLER SANCHEZ 

The act of fisting a girls asshole during sexual relations, in a somewhat uncomfortable to painful manner (depends on how loose they are) and then wiping the fecal matter on her face, below nose above top lip. It is also known jokingly as the fist of death or ass-punch or anus-fist-lunge you get the point.
Bob-I gave my girlfriend a killer sanchez last night.
Jay-Holy shit
Bob-exactly, pardon the pun lol, its hard to do though, kinda like trying to fit your hand into a bracelet that is 5 sizes too small
KILLER SANCHEZ by Valher November 4, 2009

Claudio Sanchez 

The most brilliant and beautiful lead singer of coheed and cambria. He has the most amazing voice, sweet personality, and gorgeous hair.
Girl1: did you see coheed and cambria last week?

Girl2: yes, and i almost died when i saw claudio sanchez play the double-necked guitar!!!!

Girl3: total f*cking orgasm when he played that solo behind his head...
Claudio Sanchez by blufaerie August 2, 2006

keren sanchez

possibly the most amazing person you'll every meet, shes beautiful, talented, stubborn, fun, smart, outgoing and has a the best smile on earth;) also a total sweet heart, shes a one of a kind girl and you wont find anyone else close to her not to mention my bestfriend!:)
my bestie keren sanchez pushed me into a tree when we were hanging out.
keren sanchez by jacobb24 September 1, 2011