abbey sailing team 

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron

kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!

abbey sailing team by wagonwheeler123 April 3, 2010

selling me

To make some lose a game or to lose something they wanted

Pass me the ball your selling me

selling me by TyFoster 47 April 22, 2018

semen sapling 

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

semen sapling by Servemaster June 27, 2008

midget sailing 

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

midget sailing by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

Sailing 

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

Sailing owns, though

Sailing by jackts9999 May 4, 2009

stalling 

the act of stalling like a car
"shuts off". A person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.

person 1 : Oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : Hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : .....we are so late.

stalling by shindee November 14, 2006

Pussy Sailing 

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.

"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"

Pussy Sailing by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010