show them the quilt 

an excuse to fuck someone in private.

“hey mom i’m gonna show them the quilt”
“alright have fun honey”

show them the quilt by warmgarlic13 November 28, 2020

crazy quilt 

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

crazy quilt by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

Slovakian Cock Quilt 

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

Slovakian Cock Quilt by MegaMouse26 October 25, 2012

Appalachian quilt orgy 

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

Appalachian quilt orgy by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

Boof Quilt 

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

Boof Quilt by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

Guilt Quilt 

Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...

Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt

Guilt Quilt by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019

russian quilt 

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

russian quilt by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021