Skip to main content

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Priest Mode 

Priest mode is when a bro acts or talks creepily around or about a young child(preferably a boy).
Dave: I really like to look at little boys in the shower.
Steve: Priest Mode in effect

Priest kink 

“Did you see that thayne guy i definitely have a Priest Kink for him lol’

Egg this is a funeral’

Priest Mahado 

One of Pharoah Yami's Six priests and once owner of the millenium ring. he was in charge of securing tombs of yami's ancestors. Unfortunately, he met his death at the hands of Yami Bakura. Mahdo sealed his soul in a monster which is now yugi's Dark Magician
Priest Mahado by dark blade2 November 8, 2003

Priest zoned 

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.
Priest zoned by Latin Rite September 4, 2013

Priest On A Leash 

A very good door musical about sex and lots of sex its so interesting it stars Egg and Thayne and some other people too LOL
‘I went to see Priest On A Leash yesterday, i had to remove my child from the theatre’

‘Thats great bill i put my dog down yesterday’