Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

Post-pooned by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

Pornaddict

A person who is very addicted to pornography.

Steve: Every day of the hour I like to watch my porno online, wether it's on my iPhone or game console. I also I like to spend money on CDs and DVDs from the porn store.

Josh: You are such a pornaddict.

Pornaddict by joshwua915 October 11, 2011

pornoed 

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

pornoed by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

porndar 

Short for Porn-Radar. The ability to locate porn videos.

I can totally find a good video with my porndar!

porndar by grizzlyz0r July 29, 2014

Pornetry 

The infusion of smooth melodic sounds with intimacy-based spoken word, basically it is Erotica set to music.

I heard this song on the radio that talked about a threesome in such detail it was like watching or listening to a dirty movie, like pornetry. It made me hot & Ooh, I loved every second of it.

Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

Porner 

The most coveted desk position in the office, from which you can look at your screen in complete privacy.

I can't believe that undeserving douchebag Fleming got a promotion AND the porner.

Porner by C-Chops September 15, 2010