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pokeshiniver 

A monster residing in a pond, lake, ocean or river. Usually goes after 13 year old girls swimming around with noodles.
Leanne cries, "Dylan! Levie! The Pokeshiniver is going to get me! Help!"
pokeshiniver by hellooooooooooo April 19, 2008

OMG! Ponies! 

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.
Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!
OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

If she smokes, she pokes 

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

Pokeseizure 

A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue

that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode

38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,

the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced

on the infamous scene.

Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"

Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the

geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing

fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the

projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the

seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening

and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color

pallettes.

The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is

utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,

but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and

slower frame rates of their animation.

This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the

internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.

In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,

especially loops of the scene with music.

Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,

due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"

Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"

Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."

Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
Pokeseizure by Viethra July 14, 2009

feast of ponies 

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.
every dude wants to do a feast of ponies
feast of ponies by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006
a nipple that seeps through a shirt, t-shirt, dress, cloth. Generally most visible when nipples are hard, excited.
Did you check out what Britney Spears was wearing on Conan last night? You could see her pokies.
pokie by yellow pimp October 3, 2004