ass pink eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation
common symptoms include redness, irritation and death

gae dat bitch ass pink eye

ass pink eye by dickchips6969 May 3, 2016

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

Asian Pink Eye by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

Viral Pink Eye 

Viral Pink Eye is when bacteria and germs that infect your eye(s), which causes them to turn pink, and in some cases burn, itch, and/or swell. It is accommadated with a very sore, swollen throat. It is like regular Pink Eye in a way, but takes much longer to heal because of the sore throat.

"So, Emma, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Dr. Ross, I believe I have pink eye."
"Let me check it out.
Ah, do you have a sore throat at all?"
"Yes. It even feels swollen!"
"That, Emma, is called a viral pink eye. It's just pink eye with a sore throat. You'll be fine in about 1-2 weeks."

Viral Pink Eye by slytherin, hoe March 23, 2008

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

Digital Pink Eye by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Colombian Pink Eye 

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

Colombian Pink Eye by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

The Cyclops with Pink Eye 

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

The Cyclops with Pink Eye by JA1995 August 19, 2018

whispering pink eye 

When a woman "farts" and it's a bubble and floats into her vagina.

Did ya hear, Diana got whispering pink eye, no more mexican food for her.

whispering pink eye by FREAKYAZTOMBOY December 16, 2016