perth

to be unutterably smug and boring. to believe that you, or your city, is the best in the world although you have never been anywhere else. based on the city of the same name in Western Australia - most isolated city in the world- and its inhabitants

he's been nowhere and done nothing but is so perth. she's a real loser but is so perth.

perth by prochinus November 20, 2018

Perth

You thought Perth was just a shit place in Australia? Yeah well not just that but guess what? There's also this half Thai dude named Perth and guess what else? He's Australian isn't that hilarious. Look up Perth Nakhun if you want to see his cute face

Wow, look at Perth with his pokemon plushie.

Perth by peachycheol May 23, 2022

Perth Dole Run

When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.

Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."

Perth Dole Run by aussiegamercop October 24, 2018

Perth Pony Club 

A nearly extinct group of animals in Perth Western Australia that lack the imagination and opposable limbs to create their own web environment.
Instead they wait and then pounce and use someone else's hard work and resources rather than create their own.(why would they -that's just too easy).

Their leader - The Gordo - is a wiley (although rotund) and shortsighted creature that will preach unwittingly about the evils of moderation and yet yield to its obvious benefits only a few short months later.

They frequent such uninhabitable areas as "Clarkson and Carramar" and, for the benefit of the public at large, shouldn't really leave them.

"Oh how cute, The Perth Pony Club has organised another afternoon tea"

Perth Pony Club by [e-mail] May 13, 2006

perth nakhun 

a half thai, half australian man who makes pandelions have the bestest days just by showing his bright smile. he played the hot bodyguard named ken in kinnporsche and the also very hot bartender named gemini 🥵

Person 1 : hey who's your favourite actpr in the whole entire world?
Person 2 : of course it's perth nakhun 😁😁

perth nakhun by love, ram <3 June 3, 2022

Perth and Portsmouth 

An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.

The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.

Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"

Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"

Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"

Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"

Perth and Portsmouth by RsRik April 19, 2011

Perth Amboy 

Perth Amboy is an old town, having been founded in 1693. It is one of the most historic towns in NJ, having once been the capitol of East Jersey prior to the Revolutionary War. Perth Amboy has always been a city of immigrants, with wave after wave of different ethnic groups succeeding and supplanting the ones that came before. Now it's the Dominicans who are the newest group. When I was in school there, it was the Puerto Ricans who were the new group. My mom used to talk about how the Eastern Europeans were looked down on by the Irish; my grandmother used to talk about housecleaning for the wealthy German Jewish ladies when she was 14.

Who knows a decade from now what the majority ethnic group will be? That's one of the best things about Perth Amboy - it's always evolving, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. I've seen Hall Avenue go from a nice street with shops, bakeries, shoe repair shops to a drug-infested rundown dump to a street that's now living again. So it is with other parts of the town. Perth Amboy is a ghetto in the sense that it is the home of a high concentration of one ethnic group, but it's not a ghetto in the sense that people don't take pride in their families and their homes. They do; sometimes though that's not recognizable to those who have fled the urban towns of NJ for bigger homes, bigger property, and only English-speaking neighbors.

One thing about Perth Amboyans: they will fight among themselves, but they have an almost fanatic loyalty about the town when dealing with outsiders. I've never met someone from Perth Amboy with an inferiority complex, and it seems that the worse rep the town gets the prouder we are to be from here. When I was in high school, we took pride in the fact that the more suburban schools were afraid to play here (Woodbridge had cause - we tried to tip over the team bus - with the team inside it) . Reverse snobbism at its best - lol.

Perth Amboy by DownTheShore August 10, 2010