eye opener 

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

eye opener by talley June 11, 2006

store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

store opener by Augie September 7, 2003

can opener 

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

can opener by WT87 July 15, 2011

opener 

a gaping vagina in the state of arousal, ready for coitus; also known as a "girl boner." without an opener, lubricant is required for proper intercourse. coined in santa barbara, circa 1981.

I was ready to tap Natassia, but I could see she didn't have an opener - so I had to do an extra ten minutes of fingerblasting.

opener by teevizzle November 6, 2010

Alaskan Bottle Opener 

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".

Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

Alaskan Bottle Opener by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011

Jason Bourne Door Opener 

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.

My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

Jason Bourne Door Opener by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009

anus opener 

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

anus opener by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014