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Recommendation Obligation 

The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.

The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.

NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.
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Obligatory Digestive 

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.
Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.
Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017

Fornication Obligation 

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation

Oblivexting 

Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.

Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
Oblivexting by Exibit ART September 30, 2009

Obliguilt 

Being forced to do something you don't want to do, out of obligation to a specific person. With the knowledge that if you don't, you'll be made to suffer and embark on an endless guilt trip.
He was going to come out tonight, but his girlfriend obliguilted him into staying in.
Obliguilt by JHG-PNW April 10, 2013

oligeunuch

A nutless oligarch who gives BJ’s for financial favours, getting mega-rich in the process
Cocksucker Usmanov spent enough time on his knees in front of Putin to be granted significant government contracts and make the oligeunuch incredibly wealthy
oligeunuch by Limbic Candy March 6, 2022

Invitation Obligation 

The social pressure to invite an unwanted person to an event
“Is Tom coming to your party on Saturday night?” / “No way dude, if I invite Tom then I have to invite his annoying girlfriend too... Invitation obligation.”

“Rachel always guilts me with invitation obligation... I always give in and end up inviting her boring friend Laura along too.”