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wank into oblivion 

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above
Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...
wank into oblivion by mrbruceman February 6, 2012

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by Arche December 25, 2009

obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated
I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.
obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

oblinski 

when a guy gets drunk and becomes gay touchy feely with his bros and whispers and gooses guys in thier anus
jed got wasted and got oblinski on me and touched my dick
oblinski by kristie rabago February 29, 2008

oblivion 

Man I haven't had an oblivion fix in like six hours...i'm freaking out man
oblivion by Hayes May 4, 2006

obliverate 

When an idiot means to say obliterate and refuses to admit he's wrong.
We really kicked their butts playing pool. WE OBLIVERATED THEM.
obliverate by Frank Rizzo May 13, 2004