Noing

1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.

1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!

Noing by Japanime January 28, 2009

noving 

The sweetest baby boy you're ever going to meet

What a noving he is!

noving by Mayah10 November 24, 2020

Shark-Nosing 

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

Shark-Nosing by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013

Fan-noying

A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.

"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"

Fan-noying by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016

spark noting 

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

spark noting by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

Hob Nobing 

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!

A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.

Hob Nobing by hobnobing July 16, 2013

Dolphin Nosing 

When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.

Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.

Dolphin Nosing by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018