muffgate 

A muffgate is the sound a vagina makes when a fart rolls from the anus to the front of the vagina causing a muffled sound.

Sabrina I just muffgated.

muffgate by Dee Oh Gee April 21, 2016

muffinhead 

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

muffinhead by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

muffintastic 

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

Murdinate 

When something has been more than 100% murdered.

Damn, that slut was murdinated!

Murdinate by xeroxcopy March 22, 2009

Muffocate 

The act of being suffocated by the muff.

Dude my last night my girl sat on my face and almost muffocated me.

Muffocate by J'smainman69 November 29, 2010

Muffocate 

When a woman suffocates you with her entire vagina and perineum or when a large lesbian suffocates an opposing gay male in a fight by placing her entire vagina and perineum over the small gay mans head resulting in instant death

Red baron was muffocated by the green bee during their match.

Muffocate by Joemack28 May 14, 2015

Muffington 

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

Muffington by Sipz March 7, 2018