Diamond Miner 

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.

Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.

Diamond Miner by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011

ashtray miner 

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.

Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.

ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008

Nerf Miner 

"Miner" is a Clash Royale card Known for being nerfed over and over again. The Clash Royale community made a meme "Nerf Miner" which they want to nerf Miner.

Person 1: My father died
Person 2: "Nerf Miner"

Nerf Miner by Scammkidzz February 14, 2022

DFC Miner 

The DFC Miner is a brash anti-authoritative individual. The DFC Miner tends to argue with others and claim that he is always right. The DFC Miner tends to fight and rebel against authority and is considered by others a "rebel." In its free time, the DFC Miner likes to consume large amounts of alcohol, vape and/ or chew tobacco, at times doing so all at once. The DFC Miner has an extensive and colorful vocabulary that it likes to use in situations towards savages, animals, scrubs, dirtbags and losers when trying to prove a point. The DFC Miner is a one of a kind individual, is not afraid to make a decision and is a proven effective leader, especially in critical and/ or stressful situations. The DFC Miner lives by multiple life codes such as D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody), etc. It is well known that when the DFC Miner is not in a good mood he tends to lean on the nearest object such as a wall, desk etc. and begin to explain his point. DFC Miner begins its statement by saying, "Hear me out for a second here." It is well known in the land that a DFC Miner is one of those individuals that are either well loved or well hated. The DFC Miner can be routinely found at a BWW or some sleazy bar either in the 21014, 21015 or the 21222. The DFC Miner's drink of choice at these locales tends to be a tall "natty boh" or a variety of Twisted Tea.

DFC Miner has a tough decision to make on which chair to sit in: big blue, the executive, small black or the classic. DFC Miner decides to shred all of the chairs. The end.

DFC Miner by bratwurstsavage88 July 14, 2015

Diamond Miner 

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.

"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.

Diamond Miner by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011

Trapped Chilean Miner 

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

Trapped Chilean Miner by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

Kingman Daily Miner by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012