Massage Chair Sex 

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

Massage Chair Sex by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009

massagé a trois 

Act of being massaged by two or more people

Yesterday brenda and Jennifer came over after I got from the gym and when I informed them of my soreness we had a massagé a trois.

massagé a trois by JooseMayne April 12, 2015

Massage Sharapist 

One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.

I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!

Massage Sharapist by bschwarz May 23, 2011

massage unicorn 

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

massage unicorn by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

Massage School Denial

When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.

She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.

Massage School Denial by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

Massage the Pineapple by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

Massage-gasm 

When you a get a message so satisfying you have a literal orgasm.

The massage therapist hit all the right spots and left me with a massage-gasm. massage massage therapist massagegasmn

Massage-gasm by finkmakesfunny December 15, 2011