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To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.
Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

Shawn-Marroning 

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.
"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

magooing 

The act of razing small 2 member kingdoms.
Look at billgates magooing.
magooing by Poor KD April 20, 2009

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020
A certain affection towards a thing or an object
"Stop Malooging the
Having a certain affection towards an object or a non-living thing including sex or kissing.
"STOP malooging the chair!" the teacher yelled.