Marinate 

The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina. Once inside no movement or friction is allowed. You just chill, and I imaging you try not to look each other in the eye.

A common practice amongst religious youth... the poor bastards.

"Jill, don't cry. You aren't going to hell. It's not like we came. We just marinated. It means we love each other."

Marinate by IntoxicatedMormon June 18, 2009

Beer Marinated Brat 

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth

When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!

Beer Marinated Brat by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Maritaed 

(1) When someone lobbies you to receive an invitation to your wedding because it is taking place in their home town, but you decide to schnide them anyway because it would be funny." (2)

"Ferry tried as hard as he could but he still got Marited for the wedding in Philly."

Maritaed by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

marinated ice 

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid

Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”

marinated ice by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019

marinated fart

a fart that has not been released due to holding it in inside your asshole.

whats that smell?
marinated fart

marinated fart by yuhhhngdizzle November 16, 2020

maditate 

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

maditate by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

marinated pork roast 

well we all know what the original pork roast is (one guy penetrating from the rear while the other receives oral from the same girl while they are standing up and the girl is on hands and knees). Well, the marinated part cums in when both of the guys pull out towards the end and cover the girl in their special sauce.

"Things can get even better if you switch places with your buddy mid-marinated pork roast."

marinated pork roast by matt t-bone May 4, 2009